Made it back to the UK in one piece. It took a while, but we finally made it home.
After an eight and a half hour wait for a coach, followed by a forty minute drive to the airport, only to be told there was a three hour delay on the flight, we finally got off the ground at about half two this morning.
You can imagine my anxiety of having to wait that long with public toilets that have no loo roll. Stressful.